SCHOLAR

Who is a scholar?

Is he the one who earned a million dollars,

Or, the one with a beautiful white collar?

Is he an academic champ,

Or, the one who invented the telegram?

Is he the one who preaches about god,

Or, the one who can overcome any odd?

Is he the one who always wins in chess,

Or, the one who started the printing press?

Is he the one who can detect any crime,

Or, the one who knows how to make a perfect rhyme?

Is he the one who can well predict,

Or, the one who understands all about politics?

Is he the one who is capable of ruling Washington DC,

Or, is it me?